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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 2, 2024
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)  
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
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August Strindberg (1849 - 1912), A Madman's Diary, 1895  
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The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
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Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - )  
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Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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Robert Orben  
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